Why do I hate The Goonies so much?

by MATT STOKES | MARCH 2, 2018

The discussion of The Goonies starts at 08:52.

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CLIPS FROM THE EPISODE

Matt hates The Goonies

The Goonies save their homes with a small envelope of rubies?

Laci is dyslexic and can’t remember actors’ names.

The Goonies

Director: Richard Donner

Cast:
Mikey: Sean Astin
Brand: Josh Brolin
Mouth: Corey Feldman
Chunk: Jeff Cohen
Data: Jonathan Ke Quan
Andy: Kerri Green
Stef: Martha Plimpton
Sloth: John Matuszak
Mama Fratelli: Anne Ramsey
Jake Fratelli: Robert Davi
Francis Fratelli: Joe Pantoliano

Released: June 7, 1985

Domestic Box Office: $61.4 million

70%

7.8/10

Verdict?

Laci says…

Matt says…

What other movies have we been reconsidering? 

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