The War of the Roses is here to tell you to stay in a bad marriage until you die.

by MATT STOKES | OCTOBER 5, 2018

The War of the Roses

Director: Danny DeVito

Cast:
Oliver Rose: Michael Douglas
Barbara Rose: Kathleen Turner
Gavin: Danny DeVito

Released: December 8, 1989

Domestic Box Office: $87 million

82%

6.8/10

Verdict?

Laci says…

Matt says…

What other movies have we been reconsidering? 

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