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I thought my team winning the Super Bowl would make me a happier sports fan, but it’s only made me more miserable. So I’m done.
Everything and everyone is depressed. What’s going on?
Taking stock of my life and wondering what it all means and also wondering if I should buy an iPad.
Sometimes the best thing you can do is hit the Stop Button.
Drinking turns me into James Bond with a monocle. At least I think it does.
“Misunderstood” is misunderstood. It is not the same thing as “interesting.”
How I learned not to be bothered by things that don’t affect me.
I’m moving on, and I won’t be back.
If you go to make a purchase, and your card has insufficient funds, it will simply be declined. What a novel idea.
Hats off to the low-traffic sections of America’s shopping malls.
I have in my travels encountered the douchebag countless times, and I’ve learned a thing or two.
The weather is disrupting all my business.
And now, some dumb, empty, meaningless expressions you hear all the time.
I crown the best holiday, and shame the worst.